A lot of people will be very interested to know that Condi (Bushes right hand man) is coming to town!
Here is my little jig to the tune of the 7 dwarfs song:
Hi ho! Hi ho!
Its off to Perth we go..
with a whistle and tick and a tickle and a pick
hi ho… hi ho hi ho hi ho….
Hi ho… its off the Perth we go..
bring’n with us the terrorists risks and more hi ho, hi ho hi ho hi ho…
I think maybe I should stop taking public transport to work or anywhere for that matter…
Funny story – one of my friends who shall remain nameless has always been accused of looking like a dead-wringer for Condi Rice, she is freaking out that people will confuse her for Condi and proposed to change her hair colour to blonde.
I pointed out that if she does that the tabloid press may snap a picture of her (my friend) and headline it ‘Condi gone Blondi!?’
But the best line came from our friend Flowers
‘GOOD god… you’d look like Storm from X-men’
So I think the concessus is that she just leaves the city for the duration of Condi’s visit.
