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When Your Time is up… Your Time is Up… 5, May, 2009

When your time is up, your time is up…Im quite distressed, worried, anxious and shocked….. Woman’s Day gossip magazine has just devastated me…..

 “Oprah – Just Five Years to Live”

 This diagnosis comes from Dr David Demko, he quoted to the magazine

“Based on her current lifestyle and genetic risk factors, Oprah can only expect to live until she is 58 or 59 years old”

 The magazine article further continues –

“This shock diagnosis confirmed fears long-held by those close to Oprah, that she is far from the happy, healthy person she projects.According to Dr Demko, there are a number of positive and negative things that influence how long we live. While Oprah gains years for her charity work and spirituality, he says there are many areas she needs to address….she needs to slow down and bring more happiness into her life…”

 Dr Demko is not Oprah’s physician.

 http://womansday.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=279779

 Woah man this is serious stuff! Let me take some time to digest through this…

First preliminary thoughts

1)     If I were Oprah and I read that a Dr Demko diagnosed me with only having 5 years to live i too would be concerned. I mean with all my billions of dollars that I would generate yearly surely I could live for longer than that.

My own mother who is on nightly dialysis treatment as she has no function in both kidneys has lived beyond the time she was expected to… According to Dr Demko’s analysis though my mum too needs more happiness to live longer… Drs said she would only live for maybe 6 months but its now been almost a year and half and this promise has yet to be fulfilled…. With Oprah’s money and the vast resource of kidney’s she could access if she had kidney failure she could just buy one or two or four if she wanted to… that would add another 10-40 years to her life.

2)     This Dr Demko – I did indepth research into this man… PhD he did something no else has done… he has major cred here people… he is the inventor of the Death Calculator… http://www.demko.com/boom0525.htm

Well after you have edgumacated yourself and stop being such an illiteratey you might actually take into account Dr Demko’s credible diagnosis of you and Oprah! Thank you Dr Demko… I trust you as much as I trust Dr Nick….The knee bones connected to the… something..the something’s connected to my wrist watch….

 

19 Responses to “When Your Time is up… Your Time is Up…”

  1. chloë Says:

    it’s all presumptions & you shouldn’t live your life assuming all the time, it’s not healthy
    don’t worry yourself, live each day as it comes
    be happy with what you have, grateful for who’s around you & move forward

    :)
    p.s you have a kind heart, i can tell x

  2. I’m over Oprah. Ellen is the new improved Oprah.

  3. the death calculator? what the?

    this guy is crazy.

  4. Susi Spice Says:

    aww thanks chloe!! :D u sweet cheeks you!
    Im not worried, i found that article HILARIOUS and hoped it would come across more sarcastically hahaha ill make sure to add more sarcastic remarks hehe. but yeah how hilarious is that, once again Woman’s Day and their roving reporters haha

  5. Susi Spice Says:

    i luv ya jewels i really do… but you iz locoo Oprah rocks! :P

  6. Susi Spice Says:

    the death calculator hehe yup he is crazy and raking in the moola! $$ching ching!

  7. lviss Says:

    this could happen to anyone who leads a 24 hour nonstop life-one cannot expect body to take a beating throughout the day–there is a time to do and a time to rest especially as one ages.

  8. Susi Spice Says:

    wise words iviss :)

  9. Shady Says:

    Hey Chickie! I’m still waiting to hear back from you. I’m glad to hear that you aren’t upset with me and I’m still waiting for your piece to the puzzle?!?!?!? Take care babe, and I like the “aussified” name.

  10. Shady Says:

    Also… I agree with Chloes words on this one. We don’t live with a battery meter attatched to us and we don’t have expiration dates. With her $$$$$, if she can’t buy life, WE ARE ALL JUST FUCKED!!!! LOL

  11. Eric Richardville Says:

    Imagine if your Oprah. She has so much money she will just pay someone to dies for her.

  12. yuva Says:

    somehow i always thought she is so unhappy (and unreal projections)… hope dr.phil will talk to her.. :)

  13. Susi Spice Says:

    lol fulvi you are so right!!!! hugs

  14. Susi Spice Says:

    hey jeremy :) im sorry I have been really busy at work and trying to get some promotions so been really busy with applications etc and my best friends engagement party etc so been run off my feet soon as i get a chance i will write to you. hugs

  15. Susi Spice Says:

    LOL shady – you said it!

  16. Susi Spice Says:

    Eric – if any of us were Oprah we would probably have spare body parts on tap on a daily basis… “you there! go get me another lung! chop chop!”

  17. Susi Spice Says:

    Ah Yuva that will only happen if they are still talking nd not having affairs hehe.

  18. Justin Says:

    I agree that when your time comes that is it! I also have to say that I don’t think anyone can place an exact science to how ong someone lives. DR’s tend to tell terminally ill people how long they have to live…and they are usually wrong. Anyway, I can see things in Oprah’s life that may lead her to an early grave. The main issue is the diet roller coaster. Look, stay fat or stay skinny but the fluctuation in weight is not a good thing. Be fat Opra, we wont judge!


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